Lol, posting this so my long-ass journal isn't the first thing people see here.

INSTEAD I WILL TALK ABOUT MY UHHHHHMAZING SCHEDULE.

1. Spanish IV. WHICH HAS FORTY-SIX FUCKING STUDENTS. Considering there is only one Spanish IV class. Shee-it.

2. Chemistry. And the teacher is pregnant. WTF STOP GETTING PREGGERS TEACHERS. Seriously. Stop. Especially when I have classes with both you and your husband. -shudder- That's right, I'm talking to you, Mrs. Muehlenbruch.

3. Concert Choir. YUS.

4.1. Senior Social Studies with the devil teacher from Hell (apparently, from what I've heard). She seems fine enough, it's just her voice that makes me want to drills holes into my head, literally.

4.2. Fitness Walking. YAY FOR LAZY KIDS!

5. AP Senior Literature. The teacher reminds me of a young Ellen DeGeneres (NO THAT DOES NOT MEAN SHE'S LESBIAN SINCE I'VE ALREADY BEEN ASKED THAT LIKE NINE THOUSAND TIMES TODAY) in looks and humor. So, she's awesome.

6. Teaching Academy. Since dumb (okay, awesome) Mrs. Muehlenbruch had to have a stupid (okay, cute) baby, we have a sub who will be turning, get this, TWENTY-THREE at the end of the month. Oh my crap are you kidding me. But I guess she seems pretty professional-ish so dat's coo.

And I just realized that 5/6 of my teachers are female, which is like the exact opposite of last year, wtf. xD

KBYE.

, 4m0rz

Star Trek + Narwhals = greatness.
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Star Trek + Monty Python = greatness.
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Star Trek + Star Wars = mega greatness.
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...I am not a geek.
Speaking of which, I still need to upload my pictures from the Science Fiction Hall of Fame...
anyway.

I was looking back and realized that I did not mention my seeing of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince." Nor the second or third times I saw it.
Well, here you go:
BEST HARRY POTTER MOVIE EVAR.
That one part (you all know what I mean) pissed me off, but usually there's like 2785623756872 things that piss me off in the Harry Potter movies, and so I really can't complain.
In short, it rocked.

, 4m0rz

Yesterday after dinner at Rhonda's house me and Sam were starting to get ready to go home when Matt (Rhonda's son) and Dad noticed something outside. This huge dog came limping into our yard, and the first thing we noticed was duct tape around both his legs, and one of them was bleeding and probably infected. He was shaking like a leaf and very malnourished. The first thing we did was bring him out food and water, and we had to refill both big bowls three times, he gobbled everything up very fast. He acted very friendly, so Dad tried petting him, and he was letting us, so I felt comfortable to kneel down and take a look at his tags. It said his name was Tank, and it gave an address and a phone number. Rhonda called the phone number, and apparently it was the owner's cell phone, because they said they were in Idaho, and they left this dumb kid Rhonda and Matt knew to take care of him, and that we could just drive Tank over and put him in the backyard, and he would be okay.

While this was going on, Matt noticed that Tank's teeth were in terrible shape and had awful tarter on the back teeth, which could lead to really bad health problems. His front legs were also still shaking, like something was broken inside them. It was becoming pretty obvious that this didn't just happen because some dumb kid wasn't taking care of him, though that ws obvious too, given how fast Tank ate and drank everything. This had been happening for a while, and was a clear case of neglect or abuse.

So, we drove Tank over to his house (which took a lot of effort because it was hard to move him, wwe didn't want to touch his legs and cause him more pain), and brought him into the backyard. We looked around but we didn't see any food sources, and the only water was in a dirty old bucket. Rhonda went and tracked down the kid and brought him over to talk to him. The kid said that the owners had left food in the shed, but there wasn't any, and he didn't have their number so he didn't know what to do. He had also been the one who had left the gate open that left Tank out in the first place. So, all in all it was a very bad situation. We brought over some more food for Tank and a clean water bowl, and told the kid that he needed to do his job and we'd be back to check up on him.

By the time we found Tank the Humane Society was closed, but we're calling them first thing in the morning and having someone from there come over and look at him, because that poor dog was not being treated right at all. I would be shocked if they didn't take him away. I think that would be bes, anyway. Tank is such a sweet, loveable dog, he'd have no trouble at all finding a new home with people who will actually love him and care for him. Heck, I'd take him myself but we couldn't have a dog, no one is home enough to care for a high-maintenance animal. Minnie Mac's good for us because she just sleeps all day, and she's so independant. I'll update when we find out what happens, and if he gets put up for adoption. I just wanted to share this because I can't believe how people will treat their animals. If you can't take care of one, put him up for adoption, don't neglect him. Anyway...just needed to get that out. Man, people really piss me off sometimes.

, 4m0rz

I made a Tweeter account today and it is so confusing. D: I still like Facebook better, it pwns...I haven't said "pwn" in a long time.

Anyway, STORY TIME.
When I went to buy a car, guess who came with me?
Well, Samwell, sure...but also my parents.
WITH AN "S."
LIKE, BOTH MY PARENTS AT THE SAME TIME TOGETHER. LIKE A FREAKING FAMILY.
See, Mom used to be a used care salesperson and Dad is a chicken so he said, "Um, let's get your mom to go with us." Because he hates haggling and Mom's got more balls than all of us put together.

We went and picked Mom up and I was worried I was going to be weirded out but we were playing oldies music and I was in the back seat with both my parents in the front seat and they were talking about times they had bought cars together and times Mom had scared car salespeople (realize these guys were married for like twenty-five years or something) and they were laughing and it was so much like the good ole days I almost cried. If Amy and Kelly had been there too, I probably would have.
And it was magnificently unawkward.

When we got there and found the car and waited around for the car dealer (Rhonda's brother, coincidentally, who was kind of an asshole) we were all joking about the place and about Rhonda's brother and my mom was cussing about the people there and making Dad laugh and honestly I hadn't heard Dad laugh that much in a long time. He just seemed so...normal. Like my old dad. He is so much of a better person around my mom. I swear, Rhonda's changed him, and I don't like it. I really hope he doesn't marry her, I at least hope he finds someone cooler, someone more like Mom.

I never was the kind of kid who moped around after their parents got divorced, hoping and pining and living in Parent Trap-esque fantasies. I know they couldn't make it as a married couple. But days like those makes me wish things would have worked out. I'm not naive, I know it wouldn't work out. But it was still nice to feel so normal for a while. Mom even told me after we got home later that she hopes we can do stuff like that again as a family. I hope so, too, if anything to have Dad be like my old dad more often. Even if not, I can still remember that day.

So, la dee da life. Orientation on Monday. Am I the only one dreading growing up?

, 4m0rz

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I am shuddering.
Like...I can't even watch it again, that's how disturbed I am.
I want you all to feel the same. > Ha.

Also, this is Minnie Mac:
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Seriously, she is a ninja, and she will attack for no reason at all. She has a TON of energy, even at nine years old. Sometimes I'm scared to walk past my bed, because she could be hiding under it, waiting to attack my feet the second I pass by. But she is just a big old sweetie who loves sleeping as much as being a ninja. That cat, Sparta, even looks kind of like Maccers, except bigger.

Silly Catface!
BTW, this is the best Catface:
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, 4m0rz

EDIT: No. THIS is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
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EDIT: Okay, never mind. This is DEFINITELY the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
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